No one ever looks at the bright side of the Zombie Apocalypse. There are so many things you are not going to have to worry about.
1. Axe Body Spray
Everything about you smells delicious.
People are buying from you no matter how you treat them because you have what they need.
There is no competition so why bother. They need you so they will find you.
Why improve? You are already at the top of the intellectual ladder and no one else is getting smarter.
5. A Plan
Thank goodness you will not need another business plan… ever.
6. An Accountant
What are you paying taxes for?
If they want it they will have to pay full price for it. After-all, they were lucky to be able to get it in at all.
8. Vacation Pay
Who are your employees going to complain to anyway? Tell them they are lucky to have a job and to get back to work.
9. Customer Line-up Cordon
Line-ups are unnecessary because who can wait?
10. Good Management
Because great customer service doesn’t matter.
Of course, the zombie apocalypse is still many years off, so until then remember that Great Customer Service ALWAYS Matters. Hire good people, have a marketing schedule, treat your customers with love, and plan for your success.