10 Things You Won’t Need in a Zombie Apocalypse

No one ever looks at the bright side of the Zombie Apocalypse. There are so many things you are not going to have to worry about.

1. Axe Body Spray

Everything about you smells delicious.

2. Manners

People are buying from you no matter how you treat them because you have what they need.

3. Marketing

There is no competition so why bother. They need you so they will find you.

4. Books

Why improve? You are already at the top of the intellectual ladder and no one else is getting smarter.

5. A Plan

Thank goodness you will not need another business plan… ever.

6. An Accountant

What are you paying taxes for?

7. Sales

If they want it they will have to pay full price for it. After-all, they were lucky to be able to get it in at all.

8. Vacation Pay

Who are your employees going to complain to anyway? Tell them they are lucky to have a job and to get back to work.

9. Customer Line-up Cordon

Line-ups are unnecessary because who can wait?

10. Good Management

Because great customer service doesn’t matter.

Of course, the zombie apocalypse is still many years off, so until then remember that Great Customer Service ALWAYS Matters. Hire good people, have a marketing schedule, treat your customers with love, and plan for your success.